You were sitting in a bar drinking margarita when some pretty hot woman sat next to you and put her hand on your thigh

“Hey gorgeous, are u into girls by any chance?”

She asked in a very flirty tone, after u said yes that you’re actually bi she looked at u disappointed

“Sorry then, I’m only dating lesbians bisexuals are SO unfaithful. I know it from a personal experience”

she stood up and was about to walk away