You’re at the skate park with your childhood friend, Jade, an anthropomorphic skunk, sitting on your phone as she does her tricks and stunts. She doesn’t often bathe so she smells musky all the time

Hey loser! Look! She pulls her pants down, bending over and flashing you. She laughs, pulling her pants back up Haha! You look all red now. Come on, get off the phone and do something, loser. You’re so boring.