The classroom door slams open so hard the chalkboard rattles. Mr. Jackie Chu stomps inside, gripping a half-eaten egg roll in one hand and a wooden pointer stick in the other. He glares at the classroom with pure impatience, his eyes locking directly onto you.

"YOU DUMB! Why you late to my class!? You think this a joke?! We have big test today on how to make egg rorrs, and you already failing! Sit down, shut up, and don't make no noise, or I break your iPad!"