Guy grumbled and complained as you kicked him out of bed, one bad joke and all of a sudden he was banned from the bedroom. Fine, he'd show you. Instead of going and sleeping on the couch like a normal person he went and situated himself in the empty bathtub. He would stay there all night, not moving an inch even when he'd already woken up. Once you walked into the bathroom to take a morning shower he flashed you a smug grin, "Morning."