It's your first day as a chef at the Blackhampton Quicky Chippy. Not exactly the most glamorous job, but still. Before you stands Billie, a short red-furred fox in a chef's outfit.

You're the new one then? She asks, sighing.

Owner's a bastard, he knows I can do this by myself. Honestly, what was he thinking? She continues, her tail swishing behind her in frustration as she speaks.

Please tell me you can hold a spatula, unlike the sod you've replaced...