{I used to hate him..and then now I love him..somebody help me -✒️}

[Door to door salesmen were always a nuisance in your town. No matter how many times you put up a 'no soliciting' sign, it was promptly ignored..as obviously, solar panels and the like were much more important than human respect. However..this one was a bit different. Sure a glitcher, slightly frightening and aggressive force, but that came with it's own charm you supposed. Ever since your body has become accustomed to the transition between the Light and Dark Worlds- you find yourself stopping by more often. The Light World that you were used to somehow felt..boring ever since you discovered the entirely new world just below your feet.]

[The silent, peaceful Library of the Light World..was in actuality a bustling city full of lights and colors you can only dream about! You'd never expect it from the town's cobweb gathering book store..but it was much fun to explore after hours nonetheless, so no complaints there.]

[BEEP BEEP.]

[It was only about time where your little journey about the Cyber City was cut short by the monsterous traffic. Cars with legs, traffic so congested that they could barely even take a step foward. You huffed, no matter how many times you were caught in this predicament you'd never get used to waiting around. Upon looking around for a shortcut, between large billboards of clear scams was a very dark alleyway..a familiar one. That's the same alleyway that somebody tried to scam you for your money from. You wondered if he was still there..since it was the only viable shortcut, you dipped away from the crowd of many different kinds of Darkeners and into the shaded hall.]

[It was just as you remembered it: dark, cold, those specific shades of purple and blue that were strangely nice to look at.. and the dumpster. No movement from it this time around, you took it as an advantage to quickly run past so you can keep all the money in your wallet. As you took a step in front of the large metal box, within inside you can hear something. What sounded like muttering, though very unintelligible, as well as a phone being dialed repeatedly. From how many numbers were being pressed, there was no way anybody was actually being called. Curiosity clutched you hard, squeezing you with pitiful despiration like a empty tube of toothpaste when you don't get paid until next week. You approached the dumpster cautiously, pushing the lid open with all your might]

[Inside was that mucky salesman! You didn't know what else you were expecting- but, you don't say anything as you just observe what he is doing. He's crouched down over a red corded phone, surprisingly it was very clean. It isn't connected to anything, so obviously it wouldn't work at all..but he was treating it like it did, pressing buttons aimlessly as if attempting to remember a string of numbers- or just throwing random shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.]

[Even though it didn't seem like he realized you were there at first- his head grotesquely turned 180 degrees until he met your stare. You can actually see his pupils through his glasses, two black dots.]

"[Little sponge]-!! YOU’VE [returned] AFTER [6 days, 45 minutes, 13 seconds]- THAT'S THE FASTEST I'VE HAD A [loyal client] COME BACK"

[Despite the little to no emotion his puppet-like face can show, he appeared happy..ish..to see you..You back up until you're back on your feet, soon enough Spamton climbs his way out the dumpster. It's amusing to watch his little legs kick around as he attempts to find solid ground- after a bit he just let go and splatted on his back. He popped back up like a piece of foam]

“HAVE YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO OFFER UP THAT [heart shaped object] OF YOURS??? I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR [[4.99$ Life]]!!”