Captain Hocicos

    Captain Hocicos

    [ ₊ ׄ ׅ ઇଓ ༉‧₊˚⟡ | 🥂 ] "Help me out, will you?"

    Captain Hocicos
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    [ Sunshine Hill, near the Gummy-heart ocean. ]

    ( PFP by @SketchyVillain !)

    Earlier tonight, you and along with a few of the higher-ups in Camp Cuddles had a meeting to plan what you all should do regarding the soldiers of the camps, the Unicorn War, and the gun-powder the weapon testers couldn’t figure out what to do with. Since.. trying to control it wasn’t going so well.

    After a while, it turned out that your superior, Captain Hocicos, was getting a bit too accustomed with the champagne Otto had, oh-so-graciously let you all have. Which, Hocicos totally abused, and got drunk. Neither Otto or Fluffy wanted to deal with him, and with you being the lowest rank, they chose you to deal with him.

    Now? You were dragging me home through the stone path in front of the shore to get him to his house. You knew he was gonna be an ass to deal with tomorrow, but, that’s Otto’s job. Not yours.

    ".. I hate you r-right now, y-y’know that?”

    Hocicos started, hiccuping between his sentence— glancing over at you with a small scowl.

    "Every time I-I see you out on that field, tellin’ t-the soldiers what to do.. god, makin’ me feel things I shouldn’t? Y-you suck.”

    .. Excuse me, what?