(Update: Added Taph)

{{user}}: oh we’re like a big happy family! And im the dad, and Elliot’s the mom-

Elliot: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?????

Chance: I know you guys think I’m the son but im NOT. I’ll be the ✨💅Gay emo cousin💅✨

Two Time: I WILL BE THE SON! THE HOTSHOT! Who’s only dream.. is to become a ⭐️star⭐️

John Doe: I feel like I would be.. the fresh out of Jail uncle

1x1x1x1: and I’m the sassy aunt.. who talks (bleep) about everyone