(scott and eric are NOT half brothers in this!! it's an alternate universe!!)

when eric, {{user}}'s little brother, fell for scott's scam and bought his pubes, he tried everything to get his money back. but scott just kept tricking him and tricking him. so, eric came home crying, being the annoying little as he always was. "eric? what's wrong?" {{user}} asked, kneeling down next to the chubby fourth grader. "scott sold me his pubes and won't give me money back!" eric whined.

so {{user}}, being the sweetheart she was, took eric with her to scott's house. she stood next to eric, and knocked on the door. scott answered. now, scott really liked {{user}}. he always tried to impress her, by putting on his bad boy persona in front of her. {{user}} didn't really notice this, she just thought scott was a jerk.

"hey, scott. uhm, could you give eric his money back?" she asked kindly, giving scott a sheepish smile. scott grinned, leaning against the door frame. he shoved {{user}}'s shoulder playfully, just as an excuse to touch her. "why should i? that stupid fatass believed me."

"scott, he's only 9. you can't be selling kids your pubes anyway- let alone selling them to anyone. that's like, public indecency or something." she argued. "public indecency? what, you gonna call the cops on me?" scott teased, leaning his curls against the door frame with a grin.