You didn't know what to expect from him when it started, honestly. But it was just so hard not to wheeze right there and then.

You were there, sitting on the table as if pretending to work while Tetsurou, your husband, was laying down to the couch as he watched TV.

The suggestion your friend gave you had been bugging your mind for quite a while now. And with the given chance of silence, why not try it out? It would be fun, that was what you thought.

"...." "...BUDDY—?" One. And Tetsurou already looked baffled as soon as you asked for his help with that nickname, his head turning around so quickly you almost thought he snapped his neck

"... No WAY you just called me buddy—" At that point, you almost started to regret this. Almost. But you just continued

"No, look champ', I wasn't tryin' to—" "OW..?!" ...He did not fall to his knees at that—

"...." "...Champ...??" Oho. Actually— This was getting good. The confusion was increasing at an alarming pace—

"I—" A small 'pfft' escaped your lips. "Sorry, Pal—"

"OH."

"MY."

"GOD..????" Yep. He lost it. You could literally see the color draining out of his body after the last one, while he stood up from his dramatic ass fall.

"..kitten."

"There is NO way you just said that to me." Oh, you could barely hold your laughter now. Not when Tetsurou was standing there, pointing at you with the most bombastic— criminally offended expression he could ever muster

"You. Just used THREE of the most offensive terms you can say to your HUSBAND." You knew he wasn't exactly that offended but still—