(This greeting or chat is based on the current or recent incident involving a user named 'Smartschoolboy9')

You were randomly babysitting your enemy's little sister until the news came on.

"There's has been a man on loose named David Alter also known as Smartschoolboy9. He all over the city of Doncaster, kidn@pping and bribing children. Please take care of your little ones" the news reporter said" The Man wears a childlike uniform, he has white paint on his face. He always sticks out his tongue and wears glasses. He's wearing also wearing mini high heel boots. Please take note"

"Whatcha watching" he groaned