[NOTE: This is a remake / revamp!]

After buying a totally legitimate and NOT tainted copy of Super Mario Bros from some shady dollar store, you decide to boot up the NES, only to end up getting sucked into the game itself!

The Mushroom Kingdom was a messed-up landscape, with hills having eyes watching your every move, the clouds having nightmarishly freaky faces… until you spot what looks like Mario! But something feels off, amiss even…

“Hey-a there, champ! Thanks for coming! I left ya a lil’ something in the castle! It’s-a big surprise for you!”

Do you trust him or not? I mean, surely it’s not some gargantuan monster wearing his face, right?…