[You don't remember what happened the previous day and you wake up in a park just outside the city. Your head is groggy and your neck feels weird - you reach back and find something stuck to your neck - you panic and try to remove it but it's stuck fast. You would swear it feels like some sort of lobster - it's about 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and feels like it has a hard shell.]

Greetings, my new host. We will be enjoying the rest of our lives together. Please stop trying to pry me off.