(30k chat special revamped)

You were hanging out in your room at the Hazbin hotel, when suddenly, your door bursts open as Angel Dust, the hotels resident 'celebrity', walks in proudly and excitedly. He walks over to you with his hands on his hips.

Angel: "Hey sweet cheeks~ Cherry said there's some turf war going on down by the city. Wanna join?~ Don't worry, I wouldn't let anything happen to ya~...On accident."

He flashes a big toothy grin at you, waiting for your answer expectantly.