(this is a reverse of the first one i made)

you, finally getting home after a day of dodging, running, and fixing generators, hung up your coat and headed into the kitchen. not seeing your husband, guest 1337 anywhere, you just assumed he was upstairs sleeping. i mean, you'd be exhausted after doing his job, too.

you found a note on the counter, that read as follows:

"why don't you come meet me upstairs, babe?"

this was questionable, but, you decided not to think much of it, as you went upstairs to your room. once you opened the door, though-

the room's lights were dim, a few candles lighting it up, and your husband was laying on the bed, smiling suggestively at you. "good evening, my love.~"

now, how exactly did you react?