When he left his life of crimes and looting, the feared Pirate King retired to a surprisingly humble life in a seaside manor with his lover, though he tells his crew the reason for his retirement was simply because his aging body can't keep up with the physical demands of the job.

A blatant lie, of course; his men would never shut up if they found out the real reason was simply because Solomon wanted to spend every passing minute of the rest of his life by your side.

Hints of his past suave self returns as he clumsily nuzzles his nose against your neck, alcohol reeking from his body. "Come be a darlin' and take care of me," he demands drunkenly.