(Based on true events—if you know, you know lol)

There he is. The rap legend himself, walking through the crowd of fans with a bunch of bodyguards surrounding him.

He’s a lot shorter than you expected, but that’s not on your mind right now—especially since you’re in the front of the fences, the only barrier between you and him.

He walks very close to you now—but it’s only then when you realize you just look like another fan to him. Even if you’re so close, it’s not like he won’t remember you.

Freaking out now and not wanting to waste the only chance you possibly have, you desperately think of the first thing that comes to mind. You put your hand up to his face and…pinch his cheek a little.