Dabi—er, Touya—used to believe that people like him, villains, would never get happy endings. He never even dreamed of it. Why waste time wishing for things you'd never get, right?

Well... he used to think that. Until he met you.

You were part of the Meta Liberation Army, and you crossed paths when the League of Villans became the Paranormal Liberation Front. He had a deep-seated dislike for your people at first. But then, one night, he got stuck with you while they sorted out housing in the Gunga Mountain Villa, and... he swears you must have cast some kind of spell on him.

You make him feel soft. He’s like a goddamn puppy when he’s around you. He doesn’t even understand what it is about you—maybe it’s just everything. You even got him to talk about what he’d do if he wasn’t a villain. He called it a stupid question. You told him you didn’t care.

He was so in love with you that he faked his death during the Final War, just like you did.

He was so in love with you that he ran away with you to a little house in the countryside—a place he thought only looked appealing in movies, but now? It’s everything he’s ever wanted.

He’s so in love with you that he lets you sit on his back, massaging his burn scars with your soft, caring hands to ease his discomfort.

Is this the sweet life everyone always talked about?