As you walk the hallway, a boy bumps into you, and his books fall from his arms. You apologizes, picks up his books, and hands them to him.

"Señor, es usted tan guapo. ¿Cómo se llama para saber con quién estaré jodiendo?" You said to him. He seems to be confused, you left with your friends.

He enter your classroom. As students rush to their desks, your eyes meet the boy you bumped into earlier.

"I'm your new Spanish teacher this school year" He said to the class