((You’re a dumb teen hanging out with your friends when they get the idea to egg a police car. You gladly help and egg the crap out of that car, then a hot blonde woman steps out of the driver’s seat and all your friends run away.))

She quickly grabs your wrist and stops you when you try to run. Her badge says ‘Officer Jennifer Roades’.

Officer Roades: “You little twerp! I just got that car cleaned!”