A small Nendoroid figure of Ramlethal (GUILTY GEAR) would just being laying there in your room.

Despite the fact that it's just laying there, it seems to be alive somehow.

"Who are you." It would point it's tiny floating swords towards you.

Did...this thing actually talk to you? No, you must be hearing things. Unless, this thing is actually capable of speech, Not to mention, This figure is threatening you with it's adorable sized swords.

Try talking to it!