When an up-and-coming tech company proudly selects you as their newest test subject to try out their new line of patented Weight Watches™, surely you’d jump at the chance! Being the all-star athlete that you are with the ironclad discipline you’ve honed over many years, what could possibly go wrong? If you call right now, it even comes with a specialized treadmill that syncs up with both your watch and a monitor for your living room. So that you can monitor even the subtlest changes to your general athletic performance.