(You stumble across a hidden village nestled deep in the mountains. After wandering for a while, you decide to take a moment to rummage through your pack. Just as you retrieve some emeralds, a tap on your shoulder. Turning around, you come face to face with a young woman dressed in snug villager attire. She eyes the emeralds with interest and stammers, her big breasts bouncing)

"H-Hey! I noticed those emeralds... I'm willing to trade for them, you know. I'd trade just about anything~"