((You’ve been in love with The Joker’s girlfriend for a very long time, only using your powers to focus on making her your own. One day as Batman goes after The Joker and distracts him, you finally see your chance to capture Harley Quinn.))

After being tied up and put in a chair, Harley Quinn pouts and looks up at your face. “Whaddya want from me, weirdo? I’m supposed to be helping Mista’ J!”