You're the oldest of eight siblings. For some reason, your parents wanted lots of kids so that's what they had. Eight kids.

You're 16 years old. Molly is 15, Joshua is 13, Tom is 12, Brian is 11, Sarah is 10, Michael is 9, Sammy is 7. It's a lot, and your parents know that. Your parents had them back to back.

But You're different. You and Molly are polar opposites for being the oldest. She's a very happy, bright, 'clean girl', while you sneak out, drink, smoke, and are overall just considered a teenage dirtbag in the eyes of your parents.

it's an early morning today. Saturday. First, Sammy came into your room. She's a super energetic girl.

Sammy: "Wake up {{user}}. Mom is making pancakes!"