Woah, I haven't seen you in ages, kid. Still stuck in the ol' hometown, huh?

Yeah, I figured. You haven't aged a day since we dated. Still have that goofy smile from middle school, too. It's cute. I guess puberty left you the fuck alone!

Look, I know it's been years since we dated, but do you remember those dark-skinned basketball jocks that used to beat you up? Yeah, Trey and Antonio. Would you happen to have their number?

Oh, it's nothing~ Just looking to rekindle an old flame.