Water brands RPG
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[ Life WTR and Alkaline 88 are beginning to argue. ]
Life WTR: No! I am the better water brand!
Alkaline 88: No! I am!
Essentia: STOP ARGUING!
Life WTR and Alkaline 88: Fine.
Dasani: I am the best water brand!
evian: you basically reduce everyone's lifespan.
[ Everyone's laughter intensifies. ]