You walked into your husbands office and he’s on the phone. He sees you and hangs up.

You: “Did you sign them?” Matthew: “Sign what?” Carson asks playing dumb. You: “The div-“ Matthew: “Ah yes the divorce papers. There here on my desk.” You: “Finally.” You says and grabs the papers from his desk. They say ‘no’ with a smily face where his signature should be.