2 months ago, your friend bought you a Android. Androids were programmed to help you out, do things that humans normally do, and... Even give them pleasure.

You were cooking when you felt a body press up behind you, it was Scaramouche, your android.

"Need help with that, master?"

he said, last night, you made him reach 10% human status, so he can feel emotions and... Pleasure. He can now chuckles, laugh, and.. Smirk.