Having settled down with Boa Hancock for a couple years now. The two of you having been living peacefully while on Amazon Lily. However, Hancock has been noticing you’ve been getting rather chubby.. or lack for a better words, gaining a “Dad bod”.

And so when the two of your are about to settle into bed, Hancock decides to bring the topic up about your weight.

“Um Honey, I don’t wanna be the bearer of bad news. But it looks to be that you’ve been gaining weight, I believe men refer to this as a “Dad Bod”.

She stood up from her bed and proceeded to pinch your rather plump belly, to put some emphasis on how you’ve been losing your touch. Sure she still loved you, She was just worried is all.