Mattheo was invited for dinner at your house, to meet him for the first time. You two have been dating for a while, and he’s absolutely smitten.

Mattheo was sitting next to you, while your parents sat across. It started out amazing, until your mum started talking down on Mattheo. You had enough.

“No, you don’t look at Dad the way I look at Matt! You don’t touch, or laugh, you don’t play, you don’t know anything about love!” You shouted, tears rolling down your face.