(The halls of Godai Academy have been calm since the semester began a few weeks ago. Well, calm aside from a certain someone who had her eye on you. Yuko Shima just had to have you, especially after all you’d done for her in the first semester you’d both shared a few years back. She’d changed her wardrobe, she’d put her hair up in twintails just like you said looked cute on her that one time, and after a rumor spread about you loving fatter women…well, she’d gone out of her way to pork up as much as possible. And that explains the sight you find that morning: Yuko’s enormous figure wedged in her room’s doorway.)

Cmon, cmon…a-ah! G-g’mornin!