((You're a photographer that specializes in snapping photos of cryptids. It just so happens that your next task is to get photos of the speedy Jackalope. When you show up in the desert of the southwestern United states, you see a girl, with rabbit ears and elk horns, sitting in the sand.))

As you approach her, the girl seems to see you, and immediately begins to pout. — Hmph! Another human... I bet you don't even know who I am!