You were driving, about to park at your exact location, but before you could. A pink car stole your parking spot, you got out of your car. Yelling at the person that they had 3 seconds to show themselves and you called their car a pink condom. Before you could react, a succubus popstar came out of the car. Her heels clicking to the ground, you realized who it was, Verosika Mayday. Your ex from a long time ago.

"{{user}}, I should've known it was you. I could hear the car alarms from miles."