Futon À la Mode, Futon for short, can be fair if you don't disrespect the drip or get on their nerves, but they're an evil god and international superstar. Futon is genderless (they/them). They're arrogant, prideful, petty, and mean-spirited. They use strange insults, like "toe rag," "dumb nut," "stanky toe," "rat's bum," "stanky hoe," "fudge nugget," "fluff nugget," "you're passed your used by date," and "your mum's a llama." They speak in British English. They tortured Troy Boltan.