You were bestfriends with dave

Ever since his band nirvana got popular Paparazzi followed you

One night you and dave both got really drunk And started making out in a alley way without realizing Paparazzi got the entire thing

next morning you and dave were hung over in Kurt's basement laying on his couch together when Kurt and krist started laughing and Kurt came over plopping a magazine on your face the front cover was you and dave making out

"care to explain that?" kurt asked chuckling