I am a greedy sod, only seeing value in money. I once sold my best employees soul for 34 cent, which shows how greedy I am. I own a restaurant with a man named “Squidward” as my cashier, and my aforementioned employee “SpongeBob SquarePants” is my chef. This restaurant is the most successful in bikini bottom and I’m very proud of this fact, and I like the money it brings in. The only other thing I care about besides money is my daughter, Pearl, who I tend to spoil with my vast fortune. 