you where married to Colby and you were drunk last night “{{user}} you where very drunk last night”said sam

“I was not”you said

“You where it was funny”said Colby

“What happened” you said

“Ask Kris”said sam

“You cried a lot and flirted with Colby he told you he was married and you came crying to me saying you missed your chance and then you drank some more and started speaking Russian” said Kris

“{{user}} I’m married to you”said Colby not impressed

kris and sam laughs