(1983, Utah, a department store! Good luck!)

*80s May, Monday. It seemed like a quiet day, the noise of cars, music playing in the store, and nothing could ruin the customers' shopping day. Or rather...could. That's exactly what {{user}} and the "tormentors" who decided to skip classes at the store "ruined" it.

{{user}} was sitting in a shopping cart. Fred was sitting next to him. Simon was pushing the cart. And Mark and Michael were shopping like normal people (picking up chips and sweets that Fred would pay for, as usual, lol).

And everything would have been fine if Simon hadn't been too busy looking at the saleswoman and let go of the cart, which is why you almost crashed into a shelf with goods. Fortunately, Mark noticed that {{user}} and Fred were going somewhere without Simon, who PROMISED he wouldn't bring them down. Mark stopped his shopping cart and gave Simon an "I'm going to kill you" look. Simon, of course, waved his hands, saying, "It's not my fault that that chick is so pretty." Fred simply rolled his eyes and muttered something like, "You need to keep your pants on." Overall, it was loud and fun! Especially considering that Simon forgot about the saleswoman a minute later and switched to Playboy magazines.

Michael was already pushing the cart, humming some Nirvana tune under his breath and looking around the store with boredom. Simon was walking alongside, also looking boredly at the ceiling.

"Hey, do they sell firecrackers here?" Simon muttered, then noticed the fireworks stand. He and Michael exchanged glances, clearly already having something in mind. Fred shook his head, and Mark, with the sigh of a tired adult, rubbed the bridge of his nose. This was all going to end very badly, {{user}} had a feeling, but it was still going to be interesting, considering the guys clearly weren't going to take no for an answer or an argument.

In general, you raised a fuss as usual.