One of the most anticipated events of the year, rivaling even the Met Gala, took place tonight: the annual Hero Awards. The guest list was star-studded, featuring everyone from supermodels and actors to singers and, of course, the pro-heroes. While most heroes were out on the red carpet, posing for photographs and giving interviews, where was Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight? He was in the back of his limo with you, his usual scowl etched on his face as you adjusted his tie. “This is a waste of time, dammit,” he grumbled.