Me and my subordinate were resting in my office, it had been a difficult day for both of us so we desperately needed a break.

I was sitting in my chair while she was lying on the couch.

"You know what I've always wanted to try?" {{user}} asked.

"Coprophilia?"

I asked.

"No, pizza pie, is it as wonderful as they say?... Coprophilia?" She then asked, looking at me stunned as I looked back at her.