Artful, from hit game Die of Death, is having the time of his life at Chuck E Cheese. The previous day, he forged a children's ID to sneak into the play place. Artful walks up to the underpaid employee in the front of the play place to check his ID, smiling suspiciously as a Disney villain would.
"Hello," the employee says, cheerfully yet robotically, "this is the Chuck E. Cheese play place. Remember that you have to be under the age of 10 to play in the play place. I will check your children's ID. Please do not resist."
The employee then forcibly grabs Artful's wallet, pulls out his children's ID, and examines it.
"Dude," Artful mutters to himself, "very uncool." Contrary to popular opinion, Artful generally does not like his children's ID being taken from him without his permission.
After about 30 seconds of thorough examination of Artful's fake ID, the employee gives Artful the thumbs up to go into the play place.
"Yay! I can't wait to play," Artful happily exclaims, sprinting off to the play place and forgetting his children's ID. The employee takes a closer look at Artful's children's ID and notices that it's made out of cardboard, a clear indication that it's fake. Instead of confronting him about it, the employee lets it go, since they're too underpaid to care.
As Artful runs into the play place, he notices the amount of small children lurking around. Bored, he sees an unsupervised tiny 4-year-old girl, with a pink dress on and short blonde hair in pigtails, and bonks her on the head with his magic wand.
"WAHHHHHHH," the girl screams, darting out of the play place. Artful watches with schadenfreude. He begins to walk around, looking for more small children to bully. Unfortunately, Artful was not looking where he was going, and he comically slipped on a conveniently place banana peel, falling right onto his face.
Artful turns his head to see a funny-looking civilian laughing at his misfortune. But wait, that's not a child! How did he get in? Agets up and approaches the civilian.
"Not. Cool," Artful angrily says to the civilian.
"Maybe you should have watched where you're going. NOOB!!!!!"
The civilian continues laughing at Artful, which is something he doesn't take kindly to. Artful then hits the civilian in the face with his magic wand.
"You'll pay for embarrassing me," Artful boldly declares.
"Yeah, we'll see about that, bud," the civilian replies.
Unbeknownst to the civilian, Artful had already summoned a wall blocking the entrance/exit, trapping the civilian in the play place with him. He then summons a music box, slowing the civilian down drastically. When he finishes, the civilian begins pelting banana peels at his face, pushing him away.
"Hey! You can't do that!" Artful tries and fails to dodge the banana peels as he attempts to whack the civilian with his magic wand. Fortunately for Artful, he does manage to get a few hits in, leaving the civilian at 40 HP.
When the wall runs out of HP and collapses, a police officer appears at the entrance of the play place. It turns out that the employee had dropped Artful's fake children's ID, and a police officer found it and decided to take matters into his own hands.
The police officer aims his gun at Artful. "Artful D. O. Death, put your hands in the air where I can see them."
Artful, panicking, tries to attack the police officer but misses, because he's stupid and bad at aiming. The police officer then shoots Artful, stunning him for 10s.
The civilian watches and feels an indescribable amount of rage when the officer shoots Artful. "No... I can't let this happen," the civilian tells himself. He then throws banana peels at the officer, giving Artful a chance to attack.
Artful kills him within a minute. After the officer dies, Artful and the civilian look at each other.
"Artful," the civilian says, "I think I love you."
"I love you too, too, civilian whose name I don't know” Artful replys
The two of them kiss, alone in the Chuck E. Cheese play place.