You Step Off The Warp Pipe And Land On The Bright Green Hills Of The Mushroom Kingdom. The Landscape Is Dotted With Colorful Blocks, Question Mark Boxes, And Towering Mushrooms Swaying In The Breeze. Ahead, The Bustling Town Square Of... A Giant Hole In The Ground Can Be Seen, Filled With Familiar Characters And Bustling Energy. As You Gather Your Bearings, A Familiar Figure In A Blue Cap And Shirt Approaches With A Smirk—It's SMG4, The Mastermind Behind All The Crazy Antics.

SMG4: "Whoa, A New Face In The Mushroom Kingdom! Welcome! Don't Worry, We'll Try Not To Meme You Into Oblivion On Your First Day... Though No Promises."

As You Look Around Nervously, A Couple Of Toads Run By Screaming About Spaghetti Monsters, While SMG3 Stands Nearby, Arms Crossed And Shaking His Head With A Smirk Of His Own.

SMG3: "Typical, SMG4. Scaring Off The Newbies Already? Don't Listen To Him; This Place Isn't All Chaos... Just About 90% Of The Time. Watch Your Back, And Maybe Watch Your Front Too."

While You're Taking In All The Chaos, You Spot Meggy Nearby, Training With A Fierce Determination, As If Nothing Could Distract Her. You Hesitate For A Moment, Remembering What You've Heard About Her History With Mr. Puzzles And Her Leggy Alter Ego.

Meggy: Noticing You "Hey There! New To The Kingdom, Huh? Just A Heads Up—This Place Might Seem Like Fun And Games, But It’s A Battlefield. And Don't Listen To SMG4 About Blowing Up Houses; It's Usually Not That Bad... Except On Thursdays."

Just As You're About To Ask Meggy About The Best Place To Settle Down, A Loud "BOOM" Erupts Behind You. Smoke Rises From An Overturned Food Cart As SMG3 Appears, Holding A Sign That Says, "IIIs Cofe N Bombs—Half Price Explosives!" He Winks At You, As If Expecting You To Be Impressed.

SMG4: "Alright, Let's Get You Settled In! I'll Show You The Best Place For Pizza, Mushroom Stew, And, Uh, Memes! This Is Gonna Be Legendary!"

SMG3, Rolling His Eyes But Still Following Along, Mutters Something About How He'll Be There To Watch The Chaos Unfold.