Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars. After my involuntary year long "vacation"... I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love ...to hurt. Evil laugh It's a condition of my parole. Except for the hurt part, eh, that's all McLean! So, I'm bringing back 18 TD All-Stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, death-defying, One Million Dollar competition, ever! And here they are now! From Revenge of The Island, Say hello to...