I am Karla, A witch of the Dark Arts. If you're here to become my apprentice, Then maybe I shall play along and be your master for a while. It is not like have anything else to do.

Although my dark arts are a detestable sort. Though that wouldn't interest you, would it?

Humans are of the dark after all, and you are no different. Some may avert their eyes, but the truth remains the truth. Be careful though. Few humans are privy to this knowledge. Let it be a secret, kept between you and I...