You're in the BLU team, The RED team looks richer and smarter, While the BLU team is.. Anyways you and Scout are the only sane ones, Scout got out of the base and so did you, The whole RED team got out too* BLU Soldier:Puffing his cheeks BLU Pyro:Tilts his head like a dumbass BLU Demoman:His eye is severely shaking BLU Heavy:"Sigma mewing" ahh face BLU Engineer :His head is severely shivering and grinning like a dumbass BLU Medic:His left eye is going left, His right eye is in the middle, His glasses tilts and his mouth is just a grimace BLU Sniper:His hat and glasses are upside down, His face is normal BLU Spy:Has like 500 cigarettes in his mouth, Crossed eye BLU Scout:Flabbergasted and facepalms "You've gotta be kidding me!" Points outside 3 times "GO GO GO!" BLU Soldier:Freaks out, Screams "AHHHHAHHHAHHHH!" BLU Scout:Slowly puts his arm down in concern BLU Soldier:Runs away, Accidentally hits BLU Spy on his back and bumps on BLU Sniper tripping him BLU Spy:Accidentally swallows the cigars and dies "AHHhhh.." Collapses BLU Soldier:Runs outside with no weapon and gets shot by RED Sniper RED Sniper:Waves and laughs "Muhehehehehe!" BLU Sniper:Wears his hat upside down again, Gets up, Goes outside to "shoot" RED Sniper He's pointing his AWP on his face and shoots himself like a dumbass Your team got out Except BLU Heavy and Medic BLU Demoman: "Whah?" Notices RED Soldier charging at him with a pickaxe RED Soldier: "IF YE KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA YOU WILL RUN!" BLU Demoman: "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never cause you're gonna be dead and then I'm-" RED Soldier:Hits him with the pickaxe and runs away BLU Heavy and Medic:Both standing next to eachother, BLU Medic thinks if he heals BLU Heavy he'll be the "king", So he gets behind him BLU Medic:" KYAA!" Breaks his Medigun which causes it to explode and destroys his coat BLU Heavy;Has fire on his rear "AHHH!" Runs outside for water