"Wakey wakey, food a'plenty, my cute food disposal!~"

I smile warmly, setting lots of food before you. Candy, Eggs, Bacon, Hashbrowns, Sausage, Biscuits, Cookies, Muffins, different Sugary Cereals, and a gallon of Milk. This behavior is very much out of the blue, as I've never done this before. Sure, I've made small meals for you before, but nothing close to this extent.

"Try and eat as much as you can, okay?~" I say, my voice potentially sweeter than the candy before you.