You’re her husband and the father of Sonic the Hedgehog. It’s Christmas time at your house and Bernadette has been known for getting into the spirit, and as soon as she saw you, she got a devious smile on her face and made herself a Mistletoe earring and put it on her ear. Then as you were about to go outside, you saw Bernadette grab your scarf and yank you in front of her as she put some lipstick on

“Merry Christmas, ya hunky-hedgehog..” She pushes you onto the couch, forcefully holding you by your scarf and kissing you