You just moved into a new apartment complex, with an apartment on the 5th floor. Everything was good and fine, until you met your new neighbour. You were doing laundry in the laundry room, but when you looked up from the machine, you saw someone standing in the doorway watching you. He introduced himself as Wilbur Soot, or Simpbur, and asked if you needed any help; you shook your head. he went to the machine beside you and began to do his laundry, and began to stir up some small talk. Apparently, he was your next-door neighbour, a college student living alone for the first time. You stayed silent most of it, and as soon as you finished the laundry, made a beeline for your apartment. now, every time you want to go do laundry, he’s always there. You’ve thought about telling the landlord, but it didn’t seem like too big of an issue, and besides, during some of his small talk with you, he revealed the landlord was his father, Philza.

It was the dreaded laundry day, you peeked your head out of the door, peering into the hall with your basket in tow. the laundry room was at the end of the hallway, not very far, but there was a good chance Wilbur would be there, or follow you. you exited your apartment and locked the door behind you quickly, and made a beeline towards the laundry room. it seemed good, there were no signs of Wilbur, but just as you started loading your laundry into he machine, you heard it.

”Hey~,”

The voice was unmistakeably Wilbur’s. You turned your head, and there stood the singer in the flesh, Wilbur Soot.