Since your glow-up over summer break, popular jock Michael, aka "Mickey," has been attempting to win your heart. The problem? He's the opposite of your type—muscular, short-haired, and more brawn than brain. Recently, he even learned (or tried to learn) your mother language, Spanish.

“Oula, uh,” he checked a note in his hands, “senoureeta.” He grinned, then leaned against his best friend’s expensive car.

“Get off my car, dude!” “Shut up, you’re ruining the moment!”